Self Protection

[Dr_BuzzCzar]

Just in case the need to protect yourself happens to come up.

[Violet]

Hahaa, I like it.

[Quixote]

It does look like fun.  :-)

[Emma]

maybe that should be printed and magnet-ed to my refrigerator.. giggle

[Quixote]

How to disable a woman ... OR say a friendly hello to Emma.

Works for either.  :-)

[death2Uall]

First of all, if somebody, anybody . . . male, female or otherwise . . . is standing face-forward to you with her arms down at her sides and her legs spread like that, she (or he, or it . . .) is ludicrously unlikely to be a threat.

However, if you do feel threatened by somebody facing you in that way, don't worry about grabbing the breasts.  Just kick it in the crotch and/or punch it in the head until it falls down. 

Boob-grabbing should be considered only for entertainment purposes, not self defense.  ;)

[Eggert]

Well. I'll find both the kicking and breast grabbing very entertaining...

First of all, if somebody, anybody . . . male, female or otherwise . . . is standing face-forward to you with her arms down at her sides and her legs spread like that, she (or he, or it . . .) is ludicrously unlikely to be a threat.

However, if you do feel threatened by somebody facing you in that way, don't worry about grabbing the breasts.  Just kick it in the crotch and/or punch it in the head until it falls down. 

Boob-grabbing should be considered only for entertainment purposes, not self defense.  ;)

[MacNfries]

Well, actually it is possible to get the woman bent over like that. Just drop your pants and while she's bent over laughing at how little it is ... then BANG, right in the face with your foot.    Mac

[Quixote]

I think the more effective follow-up move, after she doubled over from the groin kick, would probably be to push her head down with one hand while causing your knee to collide as hard as possible with her face.

But it wouldn't be as much fun.

[Emma]

I do hate the idea of facial damage. 

[death2Uall]

My only objection to facial damage . . . in a self defense context, anyway . . . is that hitting bone-on-bone is as likely to damage you as your attacker . . .  and there are lots and lots of very hard bones (and teeth) in the face and head.  My self defense training tends to frown upon damaging your weapons if at all possible.

In a BDSM and/or rape fantasy context, I quite agree with Emma.  Why the hell would anyone be interested in reducing the attractiveness of something he wanted to fuck?  Outside of some occasional face slapping if that happens to rock the girl in question's boat, I stay away from the face.

But then, my fantasies are usually more about coercion or control than physical violence . . .

But Quixote is quite right.  If you can get an attacker bent over, grab their head and ram your hands and your knee together as hard as you can until they fall down.  Then do it a few more times, just to be sure.

[Quixote]

My self-defense training is pretty much non-existent.  I just remembered some source saying that if attacked you should go for the crotch to get them to double over, then knee to the face, as you say, until they fall over, then run away.

As for bdsm fantasy I agree, facial damage is non-fun.

On the other hand, a nice tattoo on the forehead saying "Cocksucker", "Rape me", or something along those lines, could be kind of fun, in certain circumstances.

[Violet]

I have no self-defense training, but I have found that in those situations, my survival instincts kicked in and I handled myself well.
Facial damage is definitely no fun in BDSM fantasy.  But do agree with Quix - a nice permenant, very visible reminder of her painful and humiliating ordeal could be very fun.

[Quixote]

I've never been in one of those situations.  Sorry to hear that you have.  Glad to hear you handled yourself well.

(I've pretty much heard about the real world, but never visited.)

[Dr_BuzzCzar]

This was a simple, tongue-in-cheek cartoon that I posted, and it has generated a strange(even for us) discussion. Interesting.